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@becnoiremployee.bsky.social
employee everlasting. (not affiliated with andrew hussie or mcdonads, parody account) #parodystuck
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i eate it....sorry buddy..... 🙁

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this guy just personally traveled into our kitchen from another universe JUST to order 10 bigmacs literally THE minute before closing. okay man. i see how it is.

cueball guy barges into our workplace to order 10 bigmacs so we have to work overtime. fuckin hell
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we need more parody here!!! it would be awesome!!!!

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will do fellow slick, for YOU!!!!

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dont worry my life has gotten significantly worse since joining mcdonalds my wrongdoings have caught up

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whoever just shorted the breaker is 10 seconds away from getting a mouth full of fist and a foot full of ass.

we were all chatting when out of nowhere the power shutdown. dave was at the table and sollux was at the other end. shouty guy was a few seats away. nothing else to note. at all. whatsoever.
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you're always in the bec noir employee au we're very accepting

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yes thank god 🙏🙏🙏

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bec noir
@becnoiremployee.bsky.social
employee everlasting. (not affiliated with andrew hussie or mcdonads, parody account) #parodystuck
92 followers280 following43 posts