I'M WORKIN' LATE I'M ARTHUR STRINGER

Oh god

I don't even know what that means

You forgot to do the accordion hands thing and that's where you effed up

Dude's all sitting there with a fleshlight made out of a rotten raccoon pussy soundin like grover operating a wacker packer

Aww my first porn bot follow. Bluesky has truly arrived

journalist; prices are going up, and consumers are revolting me: listen, no matter how disgusting we are, we need to eat

i ordered last week and look forward to the bemused frowns from my beloved family when it arrives