“Residents in Florida are anxiously awaiting the arrival of Hurricane…the hell is that?!”

He is survived by a widow, his daughter, and 500 cabbages.

Hope to see you around the neighborhood more often!

Good to see you showing up in my feed on this Skies of Blue app!

Then how do you know it was covid? It could've been the flu, or a sinus infection, or polio, or even scurvy! Do you even covid handshake, bro?

Welcome to the club. Someone in an isolation suit will be by shortly to show you the secret COVID Club handshake.

This one haunts me...sort of.

I'm well inland but in the dark red area, so while everyone's thinking "OMGHURRICANE!", I'm thinking, "We really need that rain." My lawn's almost dead and this will bring it back...which means I'll have to mow it again. Sonofa....