April 19th, 1995

When you get your Buddy Holly from Big Lots.

I think I’m going to change my username here on Bluesky.

Suddenly I don’t feel as bad about Georgia barely beating Kentucky two weeks ago.

If you see this, post a vampire.

Mother! Oh God, mother! Blood! Blood!

GSgumbyscreens.bsky.socialSep 26, 2024 10:00pm

I’ve got $2 that says Eric Adams flees to New Jersey hoping they don’t have an extradition treaty with the United States.

"May I have 1,000 bottles of baby oil and 784 dildos, please?"

Holy crap. They're predicting 10-15 inches of rain where I live between tomorrow and Friday courtesy of Hurricane Helene. Sure, we could use the rain but not that much in that short a period of time.