Not enough men wear those goofy ass spinny hats

Just pronounced Icarus the same way you'd pronounce iCarly it's so over

Literally just realised the Soundcloud advert guy is saying "hate ads?" not "Hey Dads" are you serious. I've been thinking it thought I was a father for months.

Linda babe hello 😳

Désolé, je cigarette

The clitoris is located in the heart, hope this helps bro

Makes u think

U can be having the worst day and then a dog says "woof" and it's better

Fr 😔 I don't care about capital i care about foot jobs

Having a 9-5 has cut into my foot job giving time significantly