Grimace, the haunted purple McDonalds eunuch, was in our office today. I spent 20 minutes looking for him before learning he'd already left. I asked a colleague about him and he told me Grimace and his handler "had bad vibes." When pressed for details I was warned "he's called that for a reason"

Thankfully if you ever want to see him again, there's a way to make that happen.

you mess with the grim, you get the mace

A purple what

Grimace threw the first brick at stonewall so, please, some respect during this trying pride month.

so gritty's creepy uncle

Why would a big anthropomorphic butt plug be sad

Do you know what he is? He's a taste bud. Grimace is supposed to be a taste bud.

Alright

has counsel advised against racial profiling?

I heard Grimace is supposed to be an upside down half melted milkshake. Can't confirm tho.