I am starting to actually crave the Suicide Juice. I want to slurp the Suicide Juice.

Ben, do you really want your last meal to be Panera?

You'll have too many apes!

We survived original 4loko this iced tea is nothing

I’ll get the AED ready.

Lotta y’all don’t get it…

Just call it by it's proper name. Bud Light.

Downloaded the mobile app, did ya?

It's tasty and as long as you don't have heart issues it's not dangerous. Unless you get 2 larges. Then you're in trouble.

It's the new Slurm!

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