Some exciting news: We have made The Onion's historical front page archive, dating back to 1900, available and free for all. Explore history with us, starting with this day in 1932: theonion.com/front-page-a...

Lost track of who owns what, but did you guys also restore the AV Undercover archives? Bless you for that, good sir.

So. NO TIME TRAVEL? REVEALED AS A LIBRAL CONSPIRACY 😡

Doing the Lord's work here.

That’s fascinating, I always thought the onion was named after the 1955 cornering of the onion futures market on the Chicago commodities exchange. I guess the name goes back even farther!

Sudden sleepy eyed panic attack of " Wait ,What, did I universe slip Again"🤦🏼‍♂️😁

Mr. Onion, is there a way to view, oh, idk, the front page from like the second week of September 2001?

They’re amazing! I was reading them at 2am when I couldn’t sleep and got a much needed laugh!

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Hired goons?!

thank you for this