Absolute leaves-one-square-on-the-empty-toilet-roll, wears-socks-to-bed, resets-the-N64-when-they're-losing-at-Mario-Kart behavior

No no, you were right to bring this phrase into existence, cursed as it is

(btw bc I have evidently previously confused people: I am not Catholic, but my mom's bloodline were all French Catholics for centuries before she refused to baptize us kids, so I figure as an eclectic witch I can call in a favor to whoever might listen & saints are easier to reach than gods)

Is this a burpless variety?

I would personally interpret this as feeling a loss of youth or loss of connection to family/tradition.

So now I'm just pissed off. I think at one point it may have been genuine, like there's some early, less polished footage that seems like it could've been legit, but now I'm like...nope, I'm onto you

So what finally tipped me off is they made a biggest fail channel under the name "Kristian Crow", and in the last video there, they pronounced "counterfeit" as "counter-feet" twice, and "apparel" as "APPA-rull", and then I found a German channel of theirs where the voice is entirely different.

OH MY GOD THAT'S THE ONE I MEANT

Oh now I'm curious. Which one?

Oh my god that shit pisses me off so bad. There's an industrial disasters type of channel I watch that I've followed for awhile and thought was a real person, but they just had two hiccups that made me think it's a fraud and I'm furious. Trash like that should be illegal imo.