You can keep your Taylor Swift tickets.

I thought this was two separate sentences.

Come to my house, I got the gravy chugging on Pay-Per-View.

He already looks like he drank 30 lbs--doubt another 15 is gonna make a difference

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Dang, AND free admission!

I wanna see him eat the butter sculpture. Might even fly back and pay for it haha

@onwardandupward.bsky.social The ultimate would you rather

Free admission, priceless memories.

Did he really? Because that would be amazing

only 15? amateur!