90’s after school specials were wild

I don't know that I could. Too nerve-wracking.

Even me!? 🥹

Remember the one with Val Kilmer and Michelle Pfeiffer? Drunk driving. (And irl Kilmer had a crush on one of Pfeiffer’s sisters)

Just believe in yourself and you can do it!

"anyone can shoplift" is the kind of positive thinking and encourage that i needed to get me started"anyone can shoplift" is the kind of positive thinking and encourage that i needed to get me started

This has the same synth cue that opens Rush's The Camera Eye.

That’s the laziest font I’ve ever seen, but everything looks dull next to the glitz and glamor of Mervyn’s.

no one can stop you. there are no laws against it.

at merv’s swiping snoopy t’s