Bold of you to assume I have the energy to even climb a hill to die on

I only die downhill.

Crawling to the foot of a hill is more than adequate thank you. 🤪

Lol right. I need to find a valley to die in.

Hills are for suckers.

“Yes,” I exclaim boldly, planting my flag. “This is the hill I have chosen to die next to.”

That's putting a lot of emotional burden on me and quite frankly I don't like it.

Is this the bog thou wishes to accent thine demise iin...?

Step on a molehill Make a mountain out of it Die on that So brave So easy

How about on a skatepark incline I mean that's way more statistically probable anyway and furthermore...

Riding my rascal scooter to the top of the hill I’ve chosen to die on