Miracle Whip is really playing fast and loose with both of those words

Try Duke's

Under slanessh all whips are miracles of pain!!

It's more accurate name was deemed to be offensive to certain segments of the population. www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?t...

But mayonnaise is so... mayonnaise. /to each their own. :)

really missed opportunity for Devo to do their commercials, IMO

i was raised on it, but i cannot imagine trying it anymore lol

they just need to be honest with themselves & call it something like “i CAN believe it’s not mayo! salad dressing”

Cope Curd

is for whip crackers