“Living well is the best revenge.” …Alexa, what is the second best revenge?

Saying you've got a cask of rare Amonteldo down in your basement and bricking the fucker up.

Prawns in curtain poles.

After living well, the next best revenge is simply moving on and being happy without them. #Verbiuxx.

Unscrewing the salt shaker right before they use it.

Staying kind…

*putting the gun away*

Chocolate.

fucking their mom and/or spouse

HappinessHappiness

Cold soup