Earlier this morning I was watching two crows outside fighting over a toothbrush. Crows dont even have teeth. its just capitalism making them want things they dont need.

Haha!

Personally I’m fascinated about two crows fighting, who won? Did the other try and get revenge or anything? Or did he accept fate that he was the lower bird and just give up?

perhaps the very best thing I have seen on the internet today, thank you

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Dental care marketing is astonishingly effective.

Maybe they have grout

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Mother of God, it's corrupted the birds now, too.

@carlbergstrom.com bait.

You're not going deep enough. Those crows are paid by Colgate to influence toothbrush consumers. They are masters of their craft.