I think Gnome Chompski will enjoy this very much.

I think she'd like this little bundle of fluff I met today.

Beautiful girl.

It's an amazing game in many respects.

I wish her lifelong happiness and comfort, and I know someone out there will be able to provide that better than I could. I will miss you my sweet pea.

Over time I slowly pushed her away with my neuroses and anxiety. Now I've lost her forever. Part of my life, myself, snatched away from me, and it's my own doing. I love her so much and always will. I will regret this for the rest of my life.

I met the most perfect person in the world. She made me so happy and made me feel comfortable being myself, which I had never experienced before. She was so kind and caring, and did so much for me. The time we spent together was the happiest of my life.

Sand it, varnish it, done.

Ok but... what was the comment I reported? I don't have that kind of a memory.

That's fucked. How are people meant to get their cocaine now?