*buys a one-minute ad slot on all major networks, YouTube pre-roll bumpers, etc* *buys YSL jacket and pants, tasteful in navy* *manicure* *hair perfect* *approaches podium, faces camera, speaks* "More like JD Poopy-Pants" *reigns as King for one thousand years*
Pundits, including the New York Times' clownshow of an editorial board: But he insisted that his bullshit wasn't bullshit so artfully that we name him winner.
You can't even blame the "Vance was so smooth" takes on trump. The punditry has been awarding style points and only style points for as long as I've been aware enough to follow politics.
The reason JD Vance got so whiny and petulant when he was fact-checked at the beginning is that he knew the rest of his night hinged on being able to lie without any pushback except some midwest nice corrections from someone who was SUPPOSED to disagree with him.
You ever think how weird it is that punditry is like “sure he wants to introduce a program to make women into large breeding animals that graze in meadows but is he smooth about explaining it?”
This is one that I genuinely think will be printed in history books one day to show how insane American media culture became. CBS News presenting ethnic cleansing as a housing policy to be compared with home construction tax incentives.
Questions in the "debate" last night included "how will you enact mass deportation?" and "will you accept the results of a fair election?" and then everyone goes back to their networks and the discourse isn't "holy fucking shit, what the fuck" but "who popped?"
If you’ve spent any time complaining about flopping in the MNBA, then there’s another half of the WNBA’s Sun and Lynx knocking the crap out of each other without flops or whistles starting now.
Since switching to the Sun/Lynx WNBA playoff game, I have wondered how the debate is going a grand total of zero times.