I have never rooted for a spontaneous brain aneurism so hard

There should be laws against things being this cute. He just walked up, plopped down on my shoulder and passed out. How does Bsky still not have video?!

Babe, wake up. New cat just dropped

I also never sit in the front seat

Protip: get some wired headphones. Sony AS210s are only $20 and have amazing sound quality. Better than v3 AirPods. Alternate; get a Bluetooth earpiece and when they start talking you can just say, “oh sorry I’m on a conference call” and you can just “uh huh!” And “mmhmm” intermittently

@bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social

I feel like Baldwin is the only one who could capture the full range of his asshole-ness

Contrary to popular belief, the Geneva Conventions do not in fact include a punch card rule where you get one free morally correct civilian murder for each one the other side did to you.

You’re a good dude, Ed

>logs into bluesky “Don’t make jokes about ska music unless you’ve read these 28 biographical books and listened to these 4000 hours of hand selected songs or you’re basically a racist” Lol and people wonder why this place is struggling. >logs out