I am once again reminding everyone that Chris Hansen was the most gangster ass white guy who was ever on prime time TV. Confronting sexual predators (many were felons) while armed with nothing more than a handful of loose papers and some hidden cameras.

Thank you!

Have you been able to get any color on the blue checks? Feels like there's been a drop off in those recently. Or I've just blocked enough toxic elon fans.

“I called my mom last night She said, ‘Sweetie, you don't need someone who's more fleeting than fall. No…’ Don't you love those leaaaves? And hey (hey) I choose my company by the beating of their hearts, not the swelling of their heads. Noooo”l

Who am I kidding. You had to go to one of those cute Indy record shops. Or your middle school friend burned you a copy after you gave him a dollar. I mean… Rocks Tonic Juice Magic.

I HAD THE PHYSICAL COMPACT DISC OF THIS. WHEN YOU HAD TO GO TO TOWER RECORDS OR CIRCUIT CITY.

If you don’t know this album cover, we probably can’t be friends, and on top of that, I’m probably too old for you.

You can either brag about being lazy or complain about being broke. But never both at the same time.

Whoa

Found in the back of a 944 I bought over a decade ago.