The Assassination of Augustus Gloop by the Coward Willy Wonka

Every greasy cocksucker in Silicon Valley deserves to be buried in a landslide. The rest of you are cool

Whenever I have to deal with the fax system I start imagining what a claw hammer could do to a skull

I will email the name of every demisexual transbian to the grandson of Normal Lincoln Rockwell until it is free to send a fax on iPhone and android

Holocaust for nerds. Nerdocaust. Why does sending a fax cost money you freaks.

So?

Why can’t I fax from my phone? And please remember I’m a gun owner with nothing to lose

RIP to a real one

If someone uses the word “occidental” put a belt between their teeth and cradle their head with a coat or other soft object

These two flags together in a bio mean you are about to get one of the most unhinged and unreal political takes imaginable.