Divorce can be difficult for everyone, especially when you’re a spy, your son wants to drown himself and your wife is cheating on you with a squid monster… Day 4 of #31DaysofHalloween opens the door to “Possession” (1981) and finds a doppelgänger there ready to make you bleed!
Who wouldn’t want the gift of a man that’s all hard wood inside a big wide box? Look into my eyes but watch out for gaping holes on day 3 of #31DaysofHalloween as we take control of a real hot commodity and show you the real dangers of marrying a doctor in “Oddity” (2024)
Pizza delivery! Day 2 of #31DaysofHalloween is causing a “Satanic Panic” (2019) by asking the real question, does the blood of a virgin belong on pizza? Fuel up your moped, adorn your red robes, think of two fuzzy bunnies and pray to Baphomet that they remember to tip!
I have watched it! I enjoyed it and the Nosferatu trailer has got me in a Dracula mood now as well so I may have to revisit it this Halloween!
Let’s get close up and Sparkle ✨ It’s time to activate #31DaysofHalloween and release a better version of ourselves with “The Substance” (2024). Remember to stabilise yourself every day, switch every 7 days, or if you’re a dom top, call me, NO EXCEPTIONS! Remember you are one 💋
Repost if you’re queer and into horror.
When someone orders food for themselves, your only response should be asking “How was it? Did you enjoy it?” Not “Why order that? That’s so basic. Isn’t that childish?” Life’s too short and food is too expensive for YOU to be making OTHERS feel bad about what they order🖕
Tomorrow officially begins my 2024 “31 Days of Halloween” where I watch a different horror movie every day (no different from the rest of my year) but this time, it’s catalogued! What are some horror movie suggestions you’d want me to watch this October?
Dating apps haven’t worked for me so now it’s time to go old school, ima just set this up and wait… 🐻
