Zombie fiction is, at its core, about the fear of seeing your own body age and decay. Ghost stories are about the impossibility of grappling with the past. Vampires are about what if you got so horny you died

If you see this post a vampire.

I like floppy brim, what about a Panama hat, or a straw fedora Hemingway style?

Maybe because you say things like "dumb dumb" I hadn't considered that

That's not the reason

That's what you would pick at least

Hmmm, the Genie's lamp from Arabian Nights could make you a powerful sorcerer, at least in the cartoon version it could

This? This is utterly incredible. Coats are a CONSTANT struggle with wheelchair use. I’m not given over to brand worship, but this is stuff my busted-up spine and wheelchair pooch would actually appreciate. And a lot of it is cute! Reposted because alt text, aughh

I have exactly one

Do you mean besides the demons that live in all cats? Because I don't think those can go, your cat would stop catting.