The Detroit Tigers bullpen looks like the room in Alien Resurrection where they have all the cloned Ripleys that didn't quite work out, but in this case it's 8 attempts to clone Waingro from Heat from a degraded DNA sample.
my favorite Kris Kristofferson story remains this one townhallmeeting.org/2021/01/18/h...
today i happened upon some young people who were busying themselves with what they called "tablets." i asked why they weren't using a pen or pencil. "no need, sir," they told me. "these are electronic 'touchscreen' tablets, which we use to navigate the web." like it or not, the computer age is here
John Carpenter could have come up with love your neighbor but Jesus couldn’t have directed the fight scene in They Live
the fact that the Biden economic record was a refutation of austerity and shows a tight labor market leads to high growth is exactly why there was a concerted propaganda campaign in the media against it. many even on the left were happy to play along with it, frustratingly!
My textbook describes the internet as a library with all the books dumped out on the floor. Now with AI it’s like the same but also there’s a rabid monkey ripping pages up and smearing them with his shit while a bunch of rich guys talk about what a great librarian the monkey is
every american election is like issue poll: do communism? 66% yes 34% no presidential poll: 51% normie dem 47% benito mussolini
