My first lesson as a Professor of Conjuration at the Arcane University is: read this post about ants from Tumblr. Can anyone tell me something we can take away about the craft of Conjuration from this?

I have officially taken the position of library director at the Arcane University. I have been assured that, although the university is in imperial territory, it is independent from the Empire.

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ANNOUNCEMENT: The Arcane University now has a Sister School in this realm! This account is run by the University Homunculus Hivemind, and is sanctioned to operate independently of the Headmaster! To Students from the realm of twitter- your enrollment carries over! Prospective Students- see pin!