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Bette Vile
@bette.bsky.social
Like Davis, not like Midler. Spinster hermit, living her best life.
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oh fuck YES

Jessica Walter as a Babylon 5 bit part
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omg don't leave me hanging, what's the new answer

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for additional context, I think she has a crush on me but I'm not into it.

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it is, yeah.

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are there any neurotypicals in the house? I have a question. if someone says "if you want, you can come over for coffee and cake later", do I have to formally reject that offer or can I just not go because I didn't want to?

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when did advertising go from 'this is a product you might like' to a relentless psychological attack designed to grind down your defenses until you finally download Royal Match

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and I know, the correct answer is 1.5 but it feels so illegal making half a sandwich.

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me, every time I make a toasted sandwich: well one doesn't seem like it's enough. I should make two. *20 minutes later* oh no, a completely random attack of tummyhurtyitus!

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was looking for an antidepressant that wasn't in pill form and imagine my emotional rollercoaster upon finding there's a patch, but with it you can't drink booze or eat aged cheese, preserved meats, anything yeasty, or leftovers. death sounds preferable.

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please help. my grains, they're so ancient

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Bette Vile
@bette.bsky.social
Like Davis, not like Midler. Spinster hermit, living her best life.
193 followers133 following736 posts