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Bette Vile
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Like Davis, not like Midler. Spinster hermit, living her best life.
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Mary Shelley doesn't get enough credit for not only anticipating the silver-spooned narcissist techbro who recklessly creates technology without thinking through the consequences, but also for knowing that said techbro would be an absolutely terrible father.

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I don't think of myself as especially good at fire but I went away for a week and the housesitter used a good two months worth of firefighters so now I think maybe I'm incredible at fire.

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I'm not really one for ambition or career goals but I do think I'd like a job where I got screamed at 90% less. So if anyone's hiring...?

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I need something more than nicotine but less than hard drugs. real gap in the market for people who can't face the reality of life but need to keep their job.

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tfw you taste bacon for the first time but it makes you realise how much bacon you've missed out on.

a kittens face saying 'you mean you've been giving me cat food when I could have been eating bacon this whole time??'
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okay I'll say it. we shouldn't be able to see the northern lights this far down. is the sun gonna explode or what?

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needed to use up some time off work so went to the sheep show

prettiest panda sheeps
judging butt roundness, probably
prize winning sheep butts
yellow sheeps. didn't even know that was an option.
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when u die they take all thr microplastics in ur brain & place them upon a glittering scale. only if their weight is greater than a game boy pocket may u ascend to the realm of the gods otherwise ur soul must return to earth & try to get more microplastics

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are there any neurotypicals in the house? I have a question. if someone says "if you want, you can come over for coffee and cake later", do I have to formally reject that offer or can I just not go because I didn't want to?

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when did advertising go from 'this is a product you might like' to a relentless psychological attack designed to grind down your defenses until you finally download Royal Match

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Bette Vile
@bette.bsky.social
Like Davis, not like Midler. Spinster hermit, living her best life.
193 followers133 following736 posts