when u die they take all thr microplastics in ur brain & place them upon a glittering scale. only if their weight is greater than a game boy pocket may u ascend to the realm of the gods otherwise ur soul must return to earth & try to get more microplastics

This Barbie is going to party with the Gods! 😎

enough mercury can make up for a deficit, however!

I contain only MEGA plastics. My whole liver is low density polyethylene.

wow im so glad ive eaten so much mcdonalds

This is why my dying wish is to have a blended up Gameboy Pocket injected into my brain

i know gods, you're right

@bancha.positivt.space is this true

Serious theological question. What about beings that are entirely plastic? Like Woodie and Buzz and Jess? Can’t ever be reincarnated. Are they reinjection molded or something?

this is a great post mal

I knew God told me to get that plastic cutting board.