The Eagle of Manwe, Lord of the Valar, the divine powers of the world who but serve the one God, arriving out of the magical west to endorse Pharazon, who will be going to war against the Valar next season, to rule Numenor over Miriel, who is loyal and faithful to the Valar, still pisses me off.

I have serious questions for series consultant Simon Tolkien, that’s for sure.