I read this in Cecily Strong’s impersonation voice on SNL.

I don’t know if there’s any stock in the half your age + 7 rule, but both he and RFK Jr. violated that rule.

Makes me feel better and I’m not a Phillies fan.

I will say the Trump people who I look at on YouTube (at least I think they’re Trump people) are taking it seriously and are evacuating their businesses and putting up hurricane shutters. Those who have lived there a long time know the score. It’s the crazy newbies down there who aren’t prepared.

I didn’t think the Cybertruck would be built. In his haste to prove everyone wrong, he built a flawed, uninsurable behemoth.

None of their neighbors would go with them in this secession. They’d be like Albania in the 80s.

I’ve seen a ton of commercials while watching baseball today from Trump and his PAC about transgender operations for illegal aliens. They really have nothing but this nothing is dangerous.