I AM NOW YELLOW AND STRAIGHT HOW DO I FIX THIS PLEASE

Watch the 1999 classic the Mummy to restore your sexuality to factory settings. I can’t help with the color, other than to say goes nicely with your hat.

Dw I’m working on a gay-inator using harnessed homosexuality in crystal form

NOT STRAIGHT!!!! WHAT AN ABHORRENT POTION INDEED!!! STAY PUT I SHALL SEND THEE AN ANTIDOTE POSTHASTE CLOSE THINE EYES

a man wearing a wig and sunglasses is covered in soap

ALT: a man wearing a wig and sunglasses is covered in soap

For being yellow, hold your breath for a really long time, & you'll turn purple.