🙂 Well I think you look slightly Elven. Except for your ears. I however look part Orc, part Ent!

I see you more as an Elf than a Hobbit.

That would have made for a very different film.

Sunak has full confidence in Braverman. She'll be gone by Monday.

Not to be confused with the giant malevolent Sky-bumhole

The fact that in the Norf of In-ger-land the "Chippy Tea" is actually a thing, tells you everything you need to know about it.

FMAL

If only there was somewhere on the internet that they could be seen.

We don’t have video so you’ll have to look it up yourself but in honor of no-nut November let us reflect upon Ernest Borgnine’s appearance on the Fox News morning show where, after being asked how he seems so energetic for his age, leans over like he’s gonna whisper but says “I MASTURBATE ALOT”