ate the chocolate before i found out there were instructions

Love the new video of Harrison Butker looking like the default tradcath option on a video game's create-a-player function while haltingly saying awful stuff and sitting near Josh Hawley. This is what the GOP will look like whenever Trump finally dies. Great stuff. defector.com/harrison-but...

Harrison Butker Overestimates His Range | Defector

As a general rule, something has to go extremely wrong for an NFL kicker to drive a week of discourse. When Steelers kicker Jeff Reed trashed a Sheetz bathroom and berated its graveyard-shift employee...

i still have that t shirt, it’s older than some of my family members

jd vance at the dispensary: “uh, an eighth of whatever makes sense”

i know we shit on al gore but he gave us a whole powerpoint about how we would get category 9 storms if we did nothing. and we did nothing!

providing more time for people to live their lives…imagine!

a four day workweek is also good way to help ease childcare burdens

i would have to move. possibly leave the state

and like, right in front of your house. how? why? who?

and it’s the worst one somehow