i’m still angry i saw that in the theater

if it really is “so high school” then travis kelce should put on his letterman jacket and dunk elon musk’s head in a toilet

jill stein and amanda palmer are from the same town if that helps explain anything

i’ve done a few smaller scale native habitats in schoolyards over the last ten years, they tend to be cheaper than TPL’s projects. the school district is an absolute pain in the ass to work with though

someone mentioned the possibility of a loomer trump sex tape and now you have to read it too

god dammit

it was easier to explain skibidi toilet to my mom than laura loomer. somehow she’s got more lore than lord of the rings

frog

if you didn’t want republicans lying about immigrants eating cats, you shouldn’t have lied about JD Vance having sex with a couch. ultimately the left opened the floodgates, allowing republicans to lie for the first time ever.

i hope you like it!