it was a Saturday night just before shift change, so the nurses were all ready to head out for the annual Doctors' Ball 💃
sometimes i worry there weren't enough 'signs' about me being trans but then i remember that i was literally delivered as a baby by a nurse wearing an elegant red ballgown
on the speed camera photograph you could very clearly see me air banjo pickin'
years ago i once paid off a friend's speeding ticket even though i was the passenger, because it was my fault: i played Foggy Mountain Breakdown on the aux so he had no choice but to speed down the empty motorway pretending the Beauford Brothers were after us
At work today a big scary looking American guy came back after I served him to tell me privately his daughter is trans, and he was excited to tell her because she's in high school back home and here's me out and about in the world 😭😭😭
I feel like the fact David Tennant actually played a trans woman in an episode of Rab C Nesbitt never made it much further out of Scotland lmao 🚨 I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMMEDIATELY THE TRANSPHOBIA BEGINS 🚨
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I went into this looking to be a hater but I truly, truly loved it and actually find it to be quite special. and it's one of the good McGregor performances where he successfully maintains an accent!!
i meant me btw
it's awful but also it is such a funny thing for a middle-aged Scottish man to shout from a bicycle 😌 and at least one of my friends turned it around and just shouts "SHE'S GOT TITS" whenever I take my jacket off 😜
😭 the other day two grown men cycled past me and one yelled to the other, "HAW DAVIE THAT LAD'S GOT TITS!"