Depressed king who notices his wine tastes funny but keeps drinking anyway

My spymaster spent all day slaving over this cake he baked just for me. He’s great, kept emphasizing how important it is that only I eat it, what a guy!

all this rick got em mortified

I know a cat loves to see me coming

Looking after this perfect gentleman and his skittish brother for the next few days

oo goes thair

like you hear Sauron’s theme or whatever and think damn this guy loves to be evil and is proud of it. He’s evil just to be evil

Lord of the Rings has the perfect evil music

She didnt understand the terror I felt of the divine

I went on a roller coaster with my girlfriend and I look like I’m having the most miserable experience on planet earth (idk who the two people in front of us are)