If you're new to Bluesky, it's important to remember the two greatest things in life: never rat on your friends, and always keep your mouth shut.

No "teacher, you forgot to hand out homework" mfs >:(

You broke your 🍒!

I thought it was leave the gun, take the cannoli?

What if your friend is a serial killer?

If you saw me post on Bluesky no you didn’t

You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny.

It’s like fight club, but with a blue butterfly.

Whoops

a man in a suit says " and now its all over "

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Bill:

Fist Pound Trace Adkins GIF

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Damn, I kept doing it wrong! I would always mouth my friends and keep a rat. That explains why I don’t get invited out any more.