Helene hit us last Thursday and I still don't have power or water. And I'm one of the lucky ones.

I’m cooler than you

Roses are red Fires start with a spark

Goats addicted to human urine airlifted out of national park

Mountain goats living in the Olympic National Park are now being removed because they have developed a strong appetite for human pee.

We have a well-known science writer visiting our campus next week, but multiple students have emailed me asking about her visitation. I hope they don't know something that I don't.

Excuse me what?

Thank you!!

Were they amused? They were not.

Did I just say "duck dicks" in a presentation to retirees? I did.

If any of you out there are applying to small liberal arts school positions make sure you mention how great you do on a shoestring budget. Cause you're gonna need to be scrappy.

Great question.