apparently i made this awful meme five years ago

I cannot say how crushingly real this is

Ttwitler.bsky.socialOct 20, 2023 9:49pm

Nyahaha…Caracaloween is BACK! $30 for Indi to turn you into a caracal. *Some risks apply...one of the potions came out strange. You’ll still be a caracal with a twist! #furry #furryart #furrycommission #bipocfurs #fursofcolor

Wife: "Can you help me carry up the groceries" me: "No I failed the Strength check. Sorry." Wife: "Pause. The. Game." me: *glares* "Roll for initiative" Wife, looking me dead in the eye: "Twenty." Me: *gets bags*

an old one I still really like today for #repostober. I love you shin godzilla, you wet baby.

There aren’t any aliens in outer space. They would probably be on a planet and/or moon

just left my 70 year old father the most baked voice mail ever i was all "hope ur havin fun right now" knowing full well he's probably just getting the lawn mower ready to put away or some shit

Day 1 of unemployment: “shit what do I do with all this free time?” Day 2 of unemployment: “Shadowheart if you fail the Athletics check one more time I swear to the GOD I will lose my SHIT” 😶‍🌫️

It’s fucking spooky scary season ya’ll. Anyone else dressing up like an unemployed man in his mid 30’s? No? Just me? 🙃

Let me get this straight. I get laid off, and this guy is the one with billions? Also I would love to see the video of his marshmallow body trying to fire a rifle like that. What a joke.