2014: Digital copies. No worries! 2024: Digital copies? No! Worries!

*cool youth pastor voice* I’m glad you asked that… Consider Pitbull, while we all know he is Mister Worldwide is he not also Mr. 305, representing Miami? This duality is also represented in Jesus being both entirely man and entirely god.

🚨 Only 93 shopping days left until Saint Patrick’s Day!!!! 🚨

“I feel like Christmas overshadows my December birthday” Uuuuuh 🤔 yeah!! It’s Jesus birthday bro do you think you have more heat than the big dawg?!? 🤣😭🤣😤💯

when Bob Dylan said “Don’t wanna shoot nobody, don’t want to be shot” he was so right!!! I do not want to be shot

The Little Drummer Boy but instead it’s The Little Percussionist Boy and instead of a dinky little snare drum he has a full set of marimbas and congos

seen* heh

9:59pm? time for the greatest potatoes au gratin the world has ever see

the “using a Rodney Dangerfield voice as a bit” to “being unable to react to things without using my Rodney Dangerfield voice” pipeline

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