This is coconut for me, to the point where the taste now automatically associates with the texture so that even like pureed, non-crunchy coconut still makes me 👎 Weirdoy coconut milk does not, fortunately

*Weirdly "Weirdoy" is the name of my eight hundred page nihilist novel constructed solely out of popular song lyrics

Oh, god, coconut texture is VILE. It's SQUEAKY, how can FOOD be SQUEAKY, blecch *shudder*