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robot: what is love me: love? well, love is... love is when you care about someone or something so much that you... robot: i mean in tennis
It means the other player hasn't hurt you, hasn't hurt you, no more.
Oh, then it's eggs
Love is nothing. Oh you meant in tennis.
What is love baby don’t ace me
Haddaway's Laws of Robotics
"But now that you mention it, why would a baby want to hurt someone"
Its song lyrics
Baby don't hurt me No more
Hey you, follow me asshole
Blaine, I am sitting an Adirondack chair on my deck, reading your one-liners and laughing so hard that I’m crying.
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blaaaaaaaines
@blainecapatch.bsky.social
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10.9k followers1.2k following1.8k posts