Is this your plan for attracting goons?
The four nations used to live in peace
I was sort of hoping this was tied to the “I just watched all the non-sex scenes in the TNG porno” skeet that I saw earlier today
Oh hey this is what I do. I don’t always talk about it but boy have I been mouthing off in the last couple of weeks
Okay, now we just need to get the gävlebocken to make an account here and my goat cult will be complete. BLEATS FOR THE SKY GOAT!
In the future, everyone will be a website for 15 minutes
The life of a coupon dad is always intense
I got behind a car the other day that (probably randomly) had a license plate that I read as ENYA ORC. So now that’s in my head forever. SAIL AWAAAAGH! SAIL AWAAAGH! SAIL AWAAAGH!
Look, I’ve already started the goat cult, there’s no going back now