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Her: It's not bratting if we're just friends Me: Cool, then this won't count as domestic abuse

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Progress on chapter 29 has been moving bit by bit, apologies for the lack of updates...but in the meantime, something very very scary might be happening near the end of this month so keep your eyes open

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Telling people about my OCs is like telling them about my dreams: no one really cares except for my friends, and even they have limits

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Welcome, I am a purveyor of artisinal brain poisons

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CEO Justin Hitzig is in a meeting with the pointy haired boss.
CEO: Things are not looking good for Google.

CEO: It’s widely known that our Gemini AI is broken. No matter what prompt you enter, it adds a confederate flag to the image. Shareholders are pissed.

PHB: I thought that was your idea? To balance out the “multiracial founding fathers” bug?
CEO: Well, your implementation backfired. We need a PR win.

CEO: Our brand positioning has been badly damaged. Instead of seeing us as tech innovators, people see us as backwater hillbillies. Regressive. Rednecks.

CEO: We need the winner of this chili contest to be someone sophisticated. Urban. Dynamic. Someone we can rally the shareholders around.
PHB: Like Dilbert?

CEO: Dilbert would be a great candidate. The absolute worst thing for the company would be if the contest is won by someone with undesirable traits associated with the deep south.
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Dilbert is next to the microwave in the breakroom.
Dilbert: This succulent beef which was sold at a steep discount merely because it comes from inbred cows will prove my worth as an inbred person.

Dilbert: The contest starts in five minutes. I might as well check a recipe quick to make sure I haven’t forgotten anything…

Dilbert: Onions? Tomatoes? Cumin? Chicken broth?? Slow cook six HOURS???

Dilbert: Damn. I should have taken this contest more seriously, and at least taken some time to look up a recipe. I really sabotaged myself.

Dilbert: Not because I’m inbred, but because I’m a gamer.

Dilbert: But the judges of the chili contest won’t know that…
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Gender affirmation! In the Arby's

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Going for the spiro pissing record

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My doctor made me write an apology letter to get my estradiol refilled after she found out I take it "Breaking Bad style"

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Do I have what it takes to be a good poster? No, and I am grateful for that, but decadent thoughts do leak from my mind's dark places now and again

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