Today in Weather: Seemingly to kick off the New Kentucky Derby races, eagle eyed watchers could see fashion designer Cowboy Gunn fire a series of large fist shaped missiles off, seemingly destroying the approaching Waffle Squad ship in a beautiful display of miasmatic destruction.

On his blog, Cowboy had the following to say "I told them I could punch them to death, I don't know what they expected. Hope you enjoyed the show, Blister City, I'll be charging for the next one."