On his blog, Cowboy had the following to say "I told them I could punch them to death, I don't know what they expected. Hope you enjoyed the show, Blister City, I'll be charging for the next one."

BCNN's own horse, "The Truth Shines Through the Darkness of Lies" is having its first race tomorrow in the purebred bouts. Wish us luck.

As for the races themselves, looking at the betting pools, the horses to beat seem to be: - Robert Pearlman's 6 legged horse, "Orphan Grinder" - Saitō's cyborg horse, "Red Rocket" - Anastasia Verbanski's double horse, "Market Crash" -Ashman's holo horse, "🐎🐴©️"

Erica & Erika introduced another member to their trio at the opening ceremonies rebranding themselves now as "Erica & Erika & Eriqua" Opinions are largely split on introducing a Jock Eriqua to the Prep and Goth dynamic of the other two, but fans are clamoring to hear more.

Our reporter on the scene, Hyacinth Jones, reports "as far as I can tell, the terminals are nonfunctional" We are calling in our computing experts, and will update this story with what we find.

Neither Diamond Security, nor President Suzuki has responded to the explosive allegations that the wrong folks have been arrested.

In response, Cowboy has created a follow up post where he has rated each individual designer within Waffle Squad in order of how much he wants to punch them.

Sandwich Time has asked us to urge giveaway hopefuls to not enter their names as Lou Skunt this year

We are looking into these claims, and will update in the future, but for now Terra Firma is under the joint control of The Hands and Diamond Security Forces, and the violence surrounding the New Kentucky Derby seems to be at an end.

- Dr Crow is on the hunt for a number of willing folks for an upcoming Clinical Trial.