Today in News: The New Kentucky Derby starts on time today, even after the violent outbreaks surrounding it earlier this week. President Suzuki had this to say "I always love the way these games bring the whole city together, and I'm excited to see who brings home the gold this weekend"
Our reporter on the scene, Hyacinth Jones, reports "as far as I can tell, the terminals are nonfunctional" We are calling in our computing experts, and will update this story with what we find.
In update to a previous story: We can officially confirm the existence of a number of computing terminals in Dark District, although we have yet to confirm the veracity of the claims that they are making strange offers.
Today in weather: Cowboy Gunn has announced that there will be a meteorological event over Mars early tomorrow morning that will be visible from inside the bubble. Our meteorologist can not confirm.
Neither Diamond Security, nor President Suzuki has responded to the explosive allegations that the wrong folks have been arrested.
Today in New: In response to the arrest of multiple members of the Kitbash gang for their part in the violence in Terra Firma directed at President Arkhan Suzuki; Swamp Girl Radio has leaked video of the incident, claiming the actual aggressors were Diamond Security Forces.
In response, Cowboy has created a follow up post where he has rated each individual designer within Waffle Squad in order of how much he wants to punch them.
Today in gossip: Earth based fashion design firm, Waffle Squad, is rumored to be on a non stop flight to Mars; seemingly a response to Blistaerian designer, Cowboy Gunn's blog post in which he ranked other designers based on how easily he "could kill them with his bare hands"
Sandwich Time has asked us to urge giveaway hopefuls to not enter their names as Lou Skunt this year
In the sponsored news: The fast food chain Sandwich Time has announced a month of free sandwich giveaways to start running here soon. Here's our 5 favorite sandwiches: - Ham and Cheese - Peanut Butter - Artichoke and Butter - Spicy Mushroom Medley - "The Iron Will"