Conservatism can only rely on fear for electoral success, as it manifestly cannot offer any benefit to all but a minority of voters. Its only viable tactic has always been to make the other guys more scary.
THINKS: Jennifer Mode would make a great book title. REMEMBERS: Oh, too close to The Jennifer Morgue by Charlie Stross.
I'm eating less meat and more fruit and drinking in a month what I used to in a day. I can therefore confidently announce that the secret to healthier living is: a broken ankle.
Oh the things we could do ...
It's only a flesh wound.
I wish he'd come on here so I can block him.
I believe football fields are the accepted unit of measurement for something that large.
That fascist hair! It's not easy to define, but I know it when I see it.
Just like the beards growing longer.