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Started watching the Hot Dog eating contest and it turns out some things I only like in theory. We don’t need 4K for everything.

me my dog 🤝 uncomfortable celebrating the fourth of july

Ok I’ve basically got the 30 something people I respect following me, now time to be funny on a whole new app I guess

Me after climbing one stair

At a pool party telling everyone don’t worry I’m about to start Ozempic

Twitter’s fuckups forcing me to give this a try again