Femboy chew toys 4 dog girls NOW!
Pooookiiiiiieeee
I'm on my hands and knees barking for a woman in her mid 30s who buys adventure time merch at hot topic. I'm absolutely debasing myself as her footstool while she paints Warhammer figurines. I'm begging her to call me slurs while she uses my mouth as an ashtray.
I got nothing for Christmas this year...
Just lay back baby and let me drive you crazy I can make a 40-year old feel like a young lady I admit I fell in love with her frame And to make her feel special, I let her call me by my government name
What about boys who are kinda like girls who are kinda like puppies?
"Jerry, do you mind if I keep my puppy girl in your crate for a few days?" *Over-exaggerated Seinfeld voice* "I'm so high on ketamine right now I couldn't even care!"