I've always considered "the pass" to be the actual test

Sometimes in the middle of the night my doorbell tells me it detected a visitor and it's a neighborhood cat

Yeah that was pretty common. LSL I recall having a multiple choice quiz like "Who was the President during the Watergate scandal?" and "I have hair on my..." with the right answer being "chest" and a wrong answer being "keyboard"

Most kids used the encyclopedia to play Carmen Sandiego games. Real ones used it to pass the Leisure Suit Larry "Are you an adult?" test

There is a perfect world where I think AR glasses could be very cool but it is not the world we live in where they will just be used to keep targeted ads in front of our eyes at all times Notwithstanding all the surveillance bullshit on the camera side of things

"His praise for executive power," just get all the way fucked off

All the wolves will turn into men

I especially like when the lack of the word I forget completely reverses the meaning of what I meant to say

I have that disease where I am incapable of seeing my own typos until after I hit post

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